Let's talk flat-chested plus-size chicks.
As I've mentioned before, I am relatively flat-chested for a fat chick, weighing in at around a B cup. If you look at me sideways the widest part of my chest and the widest part of my stomach are pretty much even. I've had crazy problems with dresses in particular fitting weirdly up top because if it fits my stomach it tends to sag around my chest. My solution is usually to stick a solid-colored tank top underneath.
I have one dress in particular that is super-low-cut but too cute to give up on. It's green with white polka dots with a solid green interior layer (the outer layer being sheer). The top forms a sort of fake wrap dress, with the two halves of the chest overlapping slightly. Unfortunately, this slight overlap doesn't even begin to cover me. I'm wearing said dress today and I had to drive my two roommates to campus and I realized about halfway there that I had forgotten a tank top. My chest was hanging out for everyone in Amherst to see. It was also between popular class blocks, so almost all of campus was out and about and crossing the street, making my drive through campus and back excruciatingly slow. I'm slowly getting lower and lower in my seat like, 'Oh god don't look at me'. I finally get back to the apartment, get out of my car, and there's the creepy guy from downstairs and as he passes me he smirks and says, 'Hey,' and straight-up looks right directly at my lack-of-chest. Thanks, creepy guy.
I also want to order clothes online (in particular, from ModCloth), but I keep reading the plus-size reviews where people are like 'fits great all over!' and they have a 3x and 40H as their bra size. I need a dress for, like, a 3x and 44B.
The search continues.
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